January 25, 2006
Another day, another applicable sage of comedy
Last night’s drive to work sucked. It obviously wasn’t traffic, it was weather. I hit this freak Thunder Snowstorm. That’s right - a thunderstorm in January - a very rare thing in these parts. Of course, being January, the rain froze into snow. I had vertigo conditions for 15 straight miles. Personally, I hate that. I can handle just about any driving condition, but that one still irks the crap outta me. I hate vertigo. The worst part was the rather large, rather close, bolt of lightning that hit just as I got past the North Smyrna exit. No really any danger, just scared the crap outta me.
So apparently they really really investigate you to prove who you are when you apply for a passport. My parents are getting them for their trip to Costa Rica in the springtime. Apparently whoever does these things had problems with my dad’s last name. (He changed his when they were married, a rather new-age thing to do at the time.) So my parents have been frantically searching for the marriage certificate to prove that they are indeed married, and that is his real name. I sure hope it works out, because if what they did isn’t a legal name change, it might invalidate my birth certificate (though I think my dad was awfulizing when he brought that up.) I sure hope I don’t wake up tonight and find that I’ve been living under an assumed name for nearly 25 years.
Speaking of 25 years, that birthday is gonna be here before I can blink, seeing as the Odyssey rush is in full swing. Before anyone asks - nothing. I don’t want anything. Same deal as Christmas. Besides, I think I’m gonna buy my own, large present this year.
Oh, and did you see this? Looks like Disney is taking a page from the Microsoft rulebook: If you can’t join them, buy them.