December 1, 2005
Mario, Donuts, and Other Family Issues
First off, to stave off any questions - the pic yesterday is of Amanda Tapping. She’s one of the people on Stargate SG-1. If anyone has requests for eye candy, let me know. I know I can’t always fill this space with interesting news. I mean, who really cars how many miles are on Nighthawk now besides me?
Now then. On to the good stuff.
Apparently somebody out there gives out awards for “Family Friendly” television. The concept in and of itself makes me wanna hurl, just because I don’t think anyone should say is friendly for any family because they’re all different. Things that may seem normal in my house may seem abhorrent and immoral and other houses. I mean, we even got my mom to start watching the Sopranos. I’m sure some people take offense to that kind of show. Anyway, that wasn’t really the focus of my rant. Apparently this group gave the award for most family friendly TV drama to “Lost”.
At first thought you may think its a reasonable choice - a group of unfortunate people coming together to bond and survive against ridiculously poor odds. Sure, the message is to be strong and do what you need to survive. But the main characters are a fugitive, a drug addict, a guy who didn’t really want to know his son till it was forced upon him, a crazy guy, an unwed mother (FYI, it just doesn’t seem family friendly, I’m not really against it), a complete slacker that happened to win the lottery, a former cop with serious mental issues, and a slew of others with morally ambiguous pasts. It’s even been hinted at on the show that the ‘Others’ are only taking the good people. That means the remaining survivors are tarnished somehow. The interesting part of this is that there are some castaways that we haven’t seen bad stuff for yet - the married couple, the African guy, Claire, and a few others. Even Jack has to have some bad stuff, and it’s gonna be cool to find out whats worse than the stuff they’ve shown.
Speaking of families, everywhere you go there are warning labels on things to make them safer these days. Luckily, we can all make our own labels, thanks to the Warning Label Generator. I took the liberty of going hog wild:









The IOC is going to award the world’s best athletes with Donuts. Yes, you read that right. Don’t believe me? This is what the new Olympic Metals look like:

On that note, I’m looking forward to the Olympics. I usually get a kick out of them, so long as Bob Costas shuts the hell up. It’s really about the only time I ever watch Hockey, and Curling is just odd enough to be intriguing. At least there’ll be something good on daytime TV for a bit.
Have you seen video.google.com yet? It’s basically like their image search except you get video clips. There are great TV clips, and this gem I happened upon today. It’s good stuff (except that is scary how much people will practice acting like video games. At least its Mario, and not some talent show recreation of the Hot Coffee mod.) For more Mario Madness, see this. Who knew it could be done on guitar.
I guess Google is truly trying to archive the entire planet. I just hope they don’t turn out to be Brainiac and destroy the Earth once they’re done. Of course, everything I search for seems to come up with Long Beach city council meetings. I’m not sure how they fit in with jets and tv shows, but one never really knows. Maybe their meetings are actually more interesting than anyone suspected.
Oh, one last thing. How in the heck did December get here so fast? Seems like November just started.
