September 20, 2005

Warning for guys, this may be torturous

So I happened across this nifty little NCAA tourney style bracket - but for Hollywood Hotties.

Basically, it pairs off two women, and they battle it out until there can be only one. Personally, some of the later pics were very difficult. I mean, Angelina Jolie vs. Natalie Portman? Halle Berry vs. Scarlett Johannson? That’s just not fair, at least not before the final four.

Luckily they provide pictures for the names you don’t recognize, and a mini voting for those that you’re on the fence for. All in all, its a pretty nifty piece of coding.

My only real problem was that the Olsen twins are on there. Separately. Isn’t that like stacking the ballot? Anyway, I’m interested to see what other people chose. Post your results in the comments!

September 19, 2005

Say it ain’t so

So, according to this article over at the BBC, James Bond is getting a redo.

Hold on, I gotta get this right.

 


WHAT?

 


Redo? They’re gonna change a formula that has worked for 20 movies over 40 years? You gotta be farking kidding me. Make him a Kid? With no gadgets? Seems like a cartoon from 10 years ago. Not only no gadgets, the great foil to Bond walks away to - no Q either. Sheesh.

I find it interesting that they’re going back to the first Bond novel for this, but they screwed with every other one, why not this one? Besides, its going to be tough to take this one seriously after MGM’s great spoof in the 60s.

Of course the biggest problem with dropping bond to the ripe young age of 28 is the fact that the Bond Girls are gonna get younger. This can only get bad when they start casting teeny-boppers. Oh, and I guess there’s no way to make commander in the British Navy by age 28.

Wanna buy a MIG?

I shoulda known you could get one of these on the Internet. I guess they really do sell everything on Ebay.

September 18, 2005

My Random predictions for Lost

Warning, this could be considered spoiling.

The guys on the boat miraculously float back to the island. The guys that took Walt? Part of the Island, and Walt was taken to punish Michael for leaving the island. They want Walt for his developing skills as a psychic, and possibly the ability to manifest his thoughts into real things. (Or the things he thinks of are manifested against him to scare him into not using his abilities.)

The hatch? Access port to a weapons testing facility, and emergency escape. The island was used for old Naval weapons test, and due to treaties, had to move everything underground. The ’security guard’ is there to prevent people from gaining access to the underground bunker. The trees blowing out of the ground? Left over blast power from weapons testing harnessed to scare the crap outta people.

More random survivors will appear, the survivors of the tail section. They will cover a few more back stories, but not do all 40-whatever, since no one will know how to keep track of that many.

The plane was shot down by the US military to prevent it reporting the location of the island, under the plausible grounds of national security. Besides, what survivors would there be to tell what they saw if anything.

In the end, just about everyone dies. (Eventually.) Locke finds out he’s just a madman with a really good imagination when he finally learns the truth, and kills himself. Jack dies to save Kate. Kate dies of execution in a prison somewhere in the US. Hurley, after surviving running around on a tropical island without so much as a minor hear attack finally keels over when he finds his mother has squandered the 156 million, and he’s once again a pauper going to work at a fried chicken place. Michael dies trying to win the affection of his son, and Walt lives on to be a psychic in the US until an enraged client kills him for not telling him the whole truth. Everyone else on the island dies when the Chinese nuke it to prevent weapon development after the story is leaked. Except for Saeed and Vincent, who survive the blast, and make it back to the US. Saeed is put in an Arab internment camp after another terrorist attack, and is killed trying to save a young American boy. He becomes a martyr, and the American fascist regime crumbles to the ground.

Vincent finds Brian, the wanker who gave up Walt because ‘he’s kinda creepy’ and bites his nads off, then pees on his face. He goes on to be the new lassie in movies, and lives a long, healthy, scientifically extended life paid for by Hollywood. (The new capital of the US.)

Oh, but before all that happens, hopefully HBO will buy the show and show it like it would really be - people giving up on social conventions, and really going naked when they naturally would. (So far the only nudity on this show has been the Korean chick, and it was just to create a moment of awkward bonding. Please. In that situation, lots of those people would be screwing like bunnies, cause there isn’t much else to do.)

Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

I’m not sure who has more guts here

Thr pilot who can think clearly when his plan can’t land, or the guys in the jeep. You decide. Video from local news on link.

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