FMC 3.0

First off, congrats to the punk in Oregon that hit the Powerball jackpot solo. Enjoy everyone you know asking for favors or money. Even those you don’t know will ask. In the event I won, I think I’d try to remain as anonymous as possible. Of course, Matt had some interesting ideas:
(via AIM)
Me: some bastard in Oregon hit the powerball solo
Matt: mofo.
Me: there went our Caribbean island
Matt: and my nuclear weapons
Me: even with all that cash, you couldn’t afford many
Matt: only need one
Me: Jersey?
Matt: where else?

I’m thinking that all that money is too much. I’d rather win enough to be comfortable, but not enough to go really crazy.

More thanks to Matt, as he sent me a link to the following image. Personally, I think its more funny than disturbing. I can’t believe how close minded some people are. I’m not gonna reopen my tirade on organized religion, but wow are some people dense.

I think it’s funny that N*Sync is listed under Acid Rock. I guess that’s partly true, since I’d have to be on Acid to listen to them. Also, it’s unclear whether gardening and arborism lead to wicca, or just have similar goals. I realize this flow chart is crap, but there’s just so many fun assumptions here:

Skateboarders = Anarchists
RPG Players <3 Renaissance festivals
Satan is the root of Catholicism. (this thing came off a baptist website)

Laugh as hard as I did, one thing was accurate. Hillary Clinton has got to be directly linked to Satan somehow. It would explain a lot. (I think I just heard my conservative friends gasp.)

Oh, and here’s a mugshot I can’t wait to see.

Other random bits:

• If you live in Florida, get the heck out. Wilma’s coming, and she’s gonna put the entire state into Dino’s Doghouse.
• The first real event of the DE Odyssey season is this weekend, the Creativity Kickoff. Luckily I don’t have to worry about showing off Team Building or Performance Techniques like last year, since I’m the only person from last years team that will be there. (Punk people having kids, and being in Alaska.) It’s just geek stuff and web stuff, so it should be an easy day. Except for that whole packing up all the food, carting it to Sussex County, and setting it up. Of course, now that I’ve got a cargo plane for a car, I’m sure its gonna be well packed in. I should prolly get the dog hair out of it today…
• Looking forward to Domino this weekend. I think I may skip out on the Wallace and Gromit double header bit, however.