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September 28, 2005

Sometimes it hurts to be a Democrat

And I don’t mean having to field John Kerry, who couldn’t knock a moron out of office. Word from the Washington Post is that VA Dems are looking to get Ben Affleck (Yup, that one. Daredevil and the latest Jack Ryan) to run for Senate in Virginia.

Now, hold on, I gotta get this right.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

I mean, come on. Leave the Actors turned Politicians in California. We don’t need that stupid shit on my coast. I like it far away where it doesn’t rub off on us. Just because he’s famous doesn’t make him qualified to run the country. Didn’t we learn that with Reagan? Hopefully Californians will flood VA saying “We know from experience, you don’t want to do this. Just look what Ah-nold has done to us!”

I might move to VA just to vote against him if he runs. But then I’d have to put up with Virginians. Ick.

Next thing DE will want Ryan Phillipe to run for something. Probably something small, since he’s not a big star. Let’s start it now: Ryan Phillipe for Registrar of Wills. Whatever the hell that job is.

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2 Responses to “Sometimes it hurts to be a Democrat”

  1. Christina said:
    September 30th, 2005 at 3:01

    HEY! Virginians aren’t bad!

  2. FerretMan said:
    September 30th, 2005 at 6:49

    You’re a transplant. I didn’t mean you.

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