FMC 3.0

… about who everyone’s favorite FoodTV host is. I clicked on it, knowing that I’ve lost countless hours watching Alton Brown’s Good Eats, and wanted to know just how popular he was. You can see for yourself, just click here.

There was an unexpected offshoot of this thread (well, I guess it should be expected on a site frequented by geeks like me) and that was the hotness of the female hosts. There aren’t many, and the two contenders seem to be Rachel Ray and the Italian chick that way over pronounces her Italian. I never really though either of them were that attractive, though Rachel Ray has her weird hot moments. She’s a little too bubbly, and way too gesticulative. She can be cute in her own way though. At least I thought so. The aforementioned thread led me to something I didn’t know - she posed in FHM a few months back. Now, its all non-nude, cause FHM doesn’t show T&A, but they’ve made women I haven’t found attractive seem hot. They royally bombed this one. I mean, if it had been a regular shoot with just her and skimpy outfits, sure, maybe. But they went one step further. So, to defend my argument, I’ve swiped the pics. (Fair Warning: Pics possibly NSFW (depending on your office) and NSFD (unless you’re real patient.))

1) The Loving Spoonful

I understand the whole looking like fellatio thing, and the whole just a bra thing is nice, but it just looks fake. If you’ve watched her shows, you know if would be jeans and a bra for her.

2) Strawberry Heaven:

Yeah, not finding this hot at all.

3) You really wanna baste it?
This is quite possibly the most absurd photo I’ve ever seen. I don’t find it remotely hot, even though the garments may be. The expression, and more importantly, the action, are just ridiculous. It’s so bad you really have to scroll to it to not have it ruined:

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